Nicole Rodenburg
Nude

Yes, Fargo, North Dakota, is a real place, and real people are born there, like Nicole Rodenburg, who, to Mr. Skin’s knowledge, has never inserted a human into a wood chipper. She did, however, move to Minnesota to grab her BFA at the University of, in the Guthrie Theater Actor Training Program, then moved to New York City to pursue her true thespianism love. Besides appearing in a whole lot of stage productions, she also premiered on screen as a bride in a sketch on the Comedy Central TV series Inside Amy Schumer. And she set all our hearts all atwitter with her 2013 naked moves as the regular character Amy on the Cinemax TV series The Girl’s Guide to Depravity. She’s boobs-out, letting another woman touch to test her desires in one episode, and all-out fully naked, hand-cuffed to a bed in another (both, interestingly enough, with the word “Fuck” in the title). Nicole, Nikki to her friends (and Mr. Skin considers her to be a friend, indeed), did a leading-role thing as Conor in the Lifetime TV movie Amish Witches: The True Story of Holmes County (2016), followed by another lead as Amy in the indie film What Children Do (2017). The brunette hottie also wrote, produced, directed, edited, and acted in Glob Lessons (2021), proving she’s an all-around talented gal who likes to say busy. And hey, she’s also that chick in the Progressive Insurance commercial who sweetly talks to the flowers in her little shop, only to have an evil puddle on the floor tell her “And I’m gonna put Lisa on crutches!” So that wood chipper thing? Can you put a puddle in one? Mr. Skin is asking for a friend.